Bob the Furby's random page of doom

eatsleepbreathemavin:

rooster teeth
reblog if u agree

(via roostergayteeth)

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via saskiavanell)

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

(Source: fagprince, via riannafinch)

iamfire-i-am-death:

dirae3:

imjakestimpson:

burnshit—fuckschool:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sadiehd:

unlockaflockofwords:

Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

this film though ffs

"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"

Twue wuvve

(Source: allthingsconsideredtwo, via atheatregeek-am-i)

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

(Source: cady94, via bandit1971)

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

image

I never even got that “doot doot”

(via samalamaable)

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via roxazlum)

drag0n-r0ad:

 

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

(via purplerory)

nevertoomanyspiders:

rileyomalley:

sealprinceling:

cccaptions:

Miss Piggy dazzling for days, cosplayed by Sweets4aSweet

Oh my god

omg shes so cute

SO GREAT EEEE

(via callipop)

alohachummy:

mxnecraft:

SIGNAL BOOST

The amount of panic attacks I could’ve saved myself from if I had seen this sooner. SIGNAL BOOST.

alohachummy:

mxnecraft:

SIGNAL BOOST

The amount of panic attacks I could’ve saved myself from if I had seen this sooner. SIGNAL BOOST.

(via roxazlum)